I'm revisiting an older joke and working on adding more, maybe fleshing it out more.... What do we think so far? Any tags????
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I’ve been in a relationship so long that we call quality
time separate vacations. We have
been together so long that we call nice dinner conversation silence. We have been together so long that it
changes the meaning of the word VACATION.
When you first start dating. Those first few trips.
You know that the second the key hits the door of your hotel room some
shit is going down.
Wait a few years.
Go somewhere like Puerte Vallarta.
Then it’s like,
“You again?..”
“ They have a buffet…”
“Bloated?”
“Yeah, me too… Good night!”
Or Oh my god, it’s embarrassing no! There is nothing worse
than the maid judging your sex life..
“Oh, they left their bed nice and tidy. He must have money.” Or in our case, you wake up with bibles
under the pillows.
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