bartender

I have worked as a bartender for over 8 years.  Whenever I tell people this who haven't worked in the service industry, they inevitably say, "Wow, I've always wanted to do that!"  It's like really?  You want to be a bartender?  It's always someone with a high-paying corporate job.  What I end up hearing is, "doushebag, doushebag, doushebag."  It's one thing to enjoy a great cocktail, maybe make your friends a nice manhatton.  Whatever works for you. This is an actual job, a profession of sorts.  What' worse are the jerks who say, "Oh, bartender?  I did that in college, for a summer, between semesters of college that my parents paid for."  It's like fuck you.

Sorry for sounding so jaded.  Looking for a joke premise i this.  See any?