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     A few weeks ago I was babysitting my nephew.  He is almost 2 years-old.  I love how honest he is. Kids are so honest before they learn to lie.  He runs around and says exactly what he is thinking.

When he's mad he runs around with his arms in the air saying, "Mikie mad."

When he does that, you know to stay the fuck out of his way.  It's brilliant.  I wish adults did that.  Get to work and your office mate passes you in the hall, "john over talking about the weather, and your fucking kids."

Or when guy's are horny instead of playing a mental game they just walk around saying, "horny".  This way wives know when to avoid their husbands.

I love and respect honesty because I don't know how to do it.  None of us do.  Whoever said, "honesty is the best policy" was a putz.  We can't say that when Botox is a muli-million dollar business.

We are taught to lie from a young age.  Go for dinner with your parents and have to lie about your age to get the kids-meal until your 15. I did it.

Go to an interview, we are expected to lie.  At an interview when asked, "where do you see yourself in 10 years," what do we say?

Never do we say, "hopefully suicide won't take" or "high up enough in a company to fire your ass." You know, the truth.

Never has anyone gotten laid by telling the truth!  Women have though bought the "I'm allergic to latex" bullshit for generations.

I think that is why straight men are jealous of gay men.  Cause when we look at your girlfriends we can tell them what they really look like in their jeans.

Lets be honest with ourselves about the face that we love to lie and even more to get lied to.  So the next time a kid tells you, "honesty is the best policy" tell them to mind their own business and punch 'em.