Whenever I hear someone say "Man that guy has some big balls," I instantly want to call a doctor. The expression doesn't make sense. It make no fucking sense. Balls are fucking gross. Balls are so gross that even they know how it. That's why they aways stay far away from each other whenever they get the chance.
If someone has big balls, there is a problem, maybe an infection and it's not a sign of virility. No one sees a man chopping wood in a forrest and then says, "Sure he can do that, but that must be because he has balls the size of grapefruits." That would just be stupid.
Women don't talk about their dates to their girl friends like, "he was so cute."
Then their girl friend interrupts, "yeah, yeah, but the balls, how were they?"
No one cares about fucking balls. The expressions we use make it for some reason sound like we do. Like when a woman gets something done or becomes committed to a cause, there is always some asshole who says, "she has some balls."
Using any expression with balls and women unless they are perverted, make no sense. No she doesn't have big balls! That's teaching the wrong anatomy to the kids.
Another thing that doesn't make sense to me is how suicide bombers always say they do it because they will get 72 virgins in the afterlife. Who the hell wants that? That would be like getting 72 of the girl you dated in high school who thought dry-humping could get them pregnant.
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