I have decided that I will start every comedy set off by apologizing for what I look like. I know what I look like and it's, well not great. I look kind of like an inflatable Raggedy Andy on roids...
There are a lot of things in the world that I don't get. I don't get how we live in a world that makes the show Glee a phenomenal success, but not allow gays to marry. I don't get how anyone would want to elect someone to office who has to utter the sentence "I am not a witch"... anymore. Some say tomato, I say tomahto. Some say bisexual, I say greedy... whatever.
Like I said, there are a lot of things I don't get. I don't understand marriage. It's a serious commitment like adopting a dog. Unlike a dog, you can't put your spouse to sleep when need be. By the sounds of it, marriage is at least a 3-5 year commitment, and should be taken seriously.
If marriage is so great though, why do they need to keep filling our heads with propaganda?
"why marry someone who gives the milk for free?"
I say "Why marry someone who's saved it until marriage?"
What if you wait until marriage, get to the date, blue balls & all... just to find out that your milk's all curdled up, or your partner finds out they are lactose and tolerant? What if your partner spits the milk like a $2 whore? what then?
People always talk about marriage the way they talk about kids like it's something magical that the rest of us couldn't do... Anyone can have sex without a condom and make a baby... I just not all of us... I guess that's how some of us get aids... what?
Anyone have suggestions as to which direction I should take this rant?
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