So, I was reading that apparently Blake Lively will be playing Carrie in a teen/early years version of Sex in the city. How the fuck does that make sense? Are they going to break her nose for the role? How else will she look like a horse, I mean Sarah Jessica Parker? And who will play opposite her as Samantha? Charlie Sheen? This would be fitting since the name Blake Lively sounds like the name of a porn star anyway (someone who does porn, not necessarily a star). What will be done about her height? Blake is tall, gorgeous, and SJP is well, there. Will they chop Lively's legs off too for the role? Truthfully, this is another example of how pretty girls always win, even when it's to take a role intended for a more "normal"/"homely" girl. This is a role that should be going to a short, cute Jewish or Italian girl with died blonde hair, not a tall, hot blonde who makes you wanna slap your mother for not being as hot as she is. Blake! Stop taking roles from cute girls with "personality" and stick to being the pretty girl in the room. I am not saying that Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly exactly, I am saying that she had to earn respect and work her way to being considered sexy (i assume by people who have cataracts) and we as viewers respect that and relate to that. Who the hell can relate to another blonde bombshell playing the "average" girl when they simply aren't.
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