For those unaware, yesterday, at San Francisco International Airport a 47-year old man was arrested for enjoying his pat-down too much? While getting patted down by a TSA agent I guess this guy couldn't handle himself and spluged himself (that is the technical term for what happened). This man had many piercings in his willy probably added to his jizzem of an incident. For some reason every news media source I have read that talk about this incident seemed to find it crucial to mention that he was gay. I don't completely see the relevance, but whatever. Not knowing what to do in this situation the TSA agent had this guy then immediately thrown to the ground, handcuffed and the TSA person called for backup. A TSA spokesperson apparently declined to comment on this specific case for some reason. One of their reps. I guess, they said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest. I assume they would be charged with something after.
Wasn't TSA blowing this whole situation out of proportion? This guy was going along with their protocall. He was being co-opperative and if he had a good time while getting patted down, kudos to him. It's not like he was hanging out in an airport bathroom waiting for a senator to come by. Arresting him for having a good time that he didn't even solicit was a bit extreme and certainly unfair.
I would like to know who this TSA agent is. Not for any other reason than to applaud him or her for having apparently the magic touch. If you can pat a man down and get him to spluge so easily it isa gift that should be shared with the world. Quit that boring job with TSA, you've hit the lottery girl, boy or whoever you are. Get ready for a life of delight! I would. Use those powers for good and not for evil. If they had that touch, why blame the poor guy who enjoyed such an unecessary, invasive pat-down who was just supporting TSA?
What upset me the most about this story was that I myself flew 3 times, pretty darn recently. I was never pat-down. I wasn't even offered! Much of the public was complaining about how they were offended by the pat-down procedure. I'm offended that I was never even offered. Not getting asked to be pat-down must be what a choir boy feels like who wasn't felt up by a priest growing up. Like a pudgy, pudgy.
What TSA basically is saying to the world with this incident is that we keep the mundane process of airport security, boring and invasive. If we enjoy it too much, we will be punished. Shame on you TSA, shame on you!
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