Im the only person I know who makes fun of themselves even in their dreams. I have always been made fun of for having a rather large head. Some kids would go as far as comparing me to Charlie Brown or later in life to "Hey Arnold." I would have this re-occuring dream that my head was getting bigger by the moment and I got what I assumed to be elephantitus of the head (I'm not even sure if that really exists). My head would keep growing until eventually I would float off into space. In my dream, my head was apparently full of helium, which was an unfortunate way of thinking on many accounts.
Lately I have had a new, particular re-occuring dream. This time it had been with the character Eric from "True Blood." He plays one of the hot vampires on the show who is so hot, you want to smack your mom for being less attractive than he is. He is so attractive I would probably eat a baby if he asked me to. The point should be clear by now. Anyway, most people dream about him and other characters in the show in various sexual situations because as the show portrays them, they are supposed to be amazing in bed. In my dream I walk into my studio apartment and there he is on the couch. He is sitting there drinking a cup of that True Blood crap and staring at me quietly. The room is poorly lit with candles, and I feel magneted to sit right next to him. He give me a little half smile as though he is about to try to kiss, bite or have his way with me. A I willingly wait for his fangs to pop down nothing happens.
I then say, "do the click" (the fangs click when they come down on the show).
His response, "they're fake you idiot, it's just a show."
Eric then gives me a stare as to remind me that I am an idiot, gets up and then leaves my apartment. Odd?
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