Babbling. . . Dear Lilo.

I love how delusional Dina Lohan is. I hate talking about celebrities like this, but the Lohan family is like a gift from god to comedians. Before, Dina was interviewed and couldn't admit that her daughter has a problem. She also couldn't get the amount of times she has been in rehab. Now that he daughter has actually gone to jail and rehab recently, it has come to her attention that she may have a problem.
Dina recently said that Lindsey is working hard on the road to recovery and wants to start a rehab chain to help people all over the world. Really Dina? Lindsey Lohan starting a rehab is like Jenna Jameson starting her own church, it would be odd. I for one, can't wait to try the cocaine infused Mimosas's at the rehab center. Leave it to Lohan to make even rehab cool. Scoot over Drew Berrymore, Lilo is putting rehab back on the map. Soon going to rehab will be as in as those ugly scenester mustaches so many straight guy's think look so good, even though they actually look like that Falklor from "the Never Ending Story" died on their face. Maybe these rehab will be like those oxygen bars we all heard so much about but never went to because many of them closed before they opened. I can't wait to see the infomercials with Lilo and other famous messes talking about rehab the way Cher talked about those crappy hair products. Call me crazy, I do not have a drug problem that I know of, but will be happy to get on that band wagon. I hope they name the rehab clinic after Ali Lohan because that poor girl needs some publicity.