I used to work in Porn

What a lot of people don't know about me is that I used to work in the porn industry. I worked in the industry, not in the actual porn videos. I used to do search marketing for almost every major porn site that existed at the time. An example of what I did, for those not familiar with the world of search marketing. Let say someone was into girls with malignant tumors. Then they went onto Yahoo or Google and typed in "Girls+Tumors." I would write the ads that popped up in the results which might have read "2 Girls, 1 Tumor, watch the cum fly for just $2.95!"

Working with porn as a product, in an office setting got both awkward and interesting. Working there was like suppressing a huge fart. Some of the terms made me both laugh, cry and need a dictionary. In order to create an efficient Ad campaign in the world of search marketing, I also had to clearly understand what each term meant. This proved to an obstacle on it's own. I didn't know what all of the fetishes meant, so I had to ask. It was hard to keep a straight face and ask.

"Um what is this Gonzo stuff? Like the muppet movie?"

My boss looked at me and wasn't amused. The then looked up the definition and showed it to me on his computer screen.

"Boo-cake? What is that and can I eat it?"

My boss, "you could try."

The other thing I noticed working with porn was the fact that Gay was often categorized with Transexual. I have never had an issue with Transexuals. Some of them have been my best friends. My issue was with the category "Gay/Transexual" was misleading. When I as a gay man go online looking for my nasty, I have no desire to see transexual porn. I also don't want to see midget or plush porn. It's not my thing. I want to see a man that can knock another man down the stairs and make them want more. That's just me though. What a lot people don't know is the fact that transexual porn generally is viewed by straight men, yes "STRAIGHT" men missing a little something out of their women. If I as a gay man wanted to see a chick with a dick I would simply look up Michelle Bachmann.

That was the long way to explain a premise I'm working on. Any thoughts?