It's time for a rant... Just sayin...

Just ranting and trying to flesh out a premise :P.

There is this weird phenomenon that happens to men who are gay that I don't completely understand, we always assume they are single. It's okay, we all do it. There are plenty of overly politically correct people that wont admit this, but it's true. They question though is why do we as people do this? Just cause I am gay doesn't mean that I have to be single. Is it because we as men often look happier than our straight counterparts? Cause, I'll tell you right now, that's just good eye cream and a gym membership. Why do I as a gay man have to be single? Just because my longest relationship growing up was with a watermelon with Uncle Jesse's face glued to it, second to a Mr. T chia pet doesn't mean that I have to be single. I could have boyfriend or husband, but not a partner. I hate that word, it makes gay people sound like aliens. Dating is dating and the terminology should be the same for all of us, but that's another story.

The way I know that people assume that I as a gay man am single is because they are always trying to fix me up. Usually it's straight women that do this. It's usually this type of girl friend that all gay men have at least one of around them. She is not really a faghag. I'll call her more of an acquaintance. The type of girl who has blonde hair, dark roots, perfectly bleached teeth and a Southern Accent, even though she is from somewhere like Orange County. She is the type of girl who refers to us as "my gays," like we are a gift with purchase from Lancome. When you ask her stance on gay marriage, she is the first to say that "it's a sin and Jesus died for our sins," even though she has been between more cock than a farmer, but that is a whole separate rant for another time. Essentially what I'm saying is that she has the makings of a Miss USA.

When hanging out or more like crossing paths with Miss Perfect, they will randomly have a gay buddy that will just show up. What's she expecting to happen? The first thing that usually pops into my mind at this moment is, "this is what she thinks I would date?... She me must think I'm a dog."

Are we supposed to ride off into the clouds like they do in Grease just because we are both gay? Just cause we are both gay doesn't mean we are both single, nor does it mean that we are automatically compatible. What's my pickup line going to be? "Hey Corkey, nice pocket protector. I hear you suck cock, I suck cock... Specansee Kylie Minogue?"

The point is this would NEVER happen to a straight man. I wouldn't use something general like sexual orientation to fix up my straight friends. Lesbians though, yes. I would fix them up based on something arbitrary like "she has a U-haul and likes to talk about her girlfriend all the time, hope it works out."

It's not like I would fix my straight friends up just because they both have compatible gentalia. I wouldn't fix up my buddy using that logic and say something like "Hey buddy, this is Ester... She is 82 and visiting from the home... oh yeah and she has a VAGINA." That would just be silly.